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Gallery – Australia 2004



Where is his right hand??




The economy tickets seemed like a good idea at the time.




Hotel pool in Cairns.


Keith emerges from beneath his rock…






Guess who wears the trousers in this house?


The vegetarian diet was not proving popular.






Melbourne – With the Ramsey Street tour over, Mum needed to photograph something with depth…


…and character.






Sleeps 16 hours a day & smells bad.


Hiding from the crocodiles






The beach at the end of the road north of Cairns.


Fleur scaled the Sydney Harbour Bridge.





Eats nothing but leaves all day


Eats nothing but wine all day





Theres the creek, note the absence of paddle.

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Christmas Letters

Christmas Newsletter 2003

Another year has departed, filled with a medley of sadness, joy, things done, things not quite got round to, but as trainee wrinklies with an enthusiasm for life I think we have managed to keep our end up…

Hospitals have been a bit less of a feature than in 2002. Graeme’s recovery has progressed well and he is back to holidaying (if not partying) hard. Judith accompanies him to the gym every Saturday to make sure he actually gets there and makes sure he remains fit enough to organise her holiday schedule.

The BIG news of our year is Fleur’s engagement to Keith Mitchell which was carefully stage-managed during our family trip to Edinburgh in August for the Festival. Outside of India, rarely can the parents have been so intimately involved by the wannabee fiancĂ© in the proposal process… A venue has been found (Vaulty Manor, in deepest, darkest rural Essex) and a date set for September 2005 so get ready to help welcome Keith into the family. And a big thank you to our old(est) friends Terry and Rita Holliday in Weymouth for helping to source a Scottish engagement ring. As you might guess, there is likely to be quite a bit of tartan in evidence at the wedding and maybe the odd bagpipe to aggravate the neighbours, though in the interests of cultural balance there will also be an opera singer (very posh tottie, Ed]. In the meantime Keith has been designated a trainee Scot…

Judith retired from the university (at last) at the end of April, but was back at work within ten days. She expected to have so much leisure time to cook, sort out photographs, tidy her study and read all those books piled up beside her bed but this has not quite happened. She is now working three days most weeks and has filled the slack with much more interesting things such as tai chi, art history and French classes. Even so, we managed to get a fair bit of use out of our National Trust membership over the year plus a few days for culture and theatre; well, to be brutally honest, we averaged better than two theatre (or ballet or opera) performances per month and about one art exhibition per month throughout the year; not counting a lot of literary events, local parties, Guilds, the Rotary Ball, several quiz evenings, a tour of Clarence House and the stunningly repulsive Body Worlds exhibition in Brick Lane early in the year. And our village had probably the best Open Gardens year ever. If we really need an excuse for all this activity it’s that life is there to be lived, especially before we become crumblies rather than mere wrinklies…

And it has been a cracking year for holidays. In March we organised a Luncheon Club trip to Padstow for two nights of seriously alcohol-fuelled Rick Stein over-indulgence and managed to fit in Buckfast Abbey, Dartmoor and the Eden project as well as trips to see Louise (Judith’s goddaughter) and Terry and Rita. In April it was the annual WEA trip, this year to Ghent, Bruges and Lille; lots of art and culture but we were so knocked out by the sheer beauty of Bruges (not to mention the quality of the hot chocolate and the beer, Judith is now officially a Bruges Blonde) that we went straight back again in May. And in between the two Bruges trips we managed a week in Tenerife and enjoyed that so much that we added another week of timeshare to our portfolio… In July we visited Weymouth to check out the engagement ring and then drove up to Chester for (niece) Karima’s splendid 21st birthday party. August brought the Edinburgh Festival week, made extra special by Fleur’s engagement and, as before, we visited Neville & Lorna Huxtable on the way up (good to see them both well and enjoying life) and Chester on the way back. Whilst in Edinburgh Rory joined us as an illegal immigrant to our rented apartment in Fountain Court; to everybody’s amusement they had given us Room 101, the room Graeme lived in for six months when exiled there by IBM to consult with the Bank of Scotland. And Graeme took the opportunity to collect his kilt, there now being a growing number of enthusiastic kilt-wearers in our village… In September we celebrated our 30th wedding anniversary and treated ourselves to an extended holiday; a few days in Barcelona enjoying the delights of Gaudi and the Ramblas, not to mention the tapas and sangria (and sangria, and sangria), followed by a long Mediterranean cruise and a few more days on the Ramblas to finish off with. As cruise virgins we were not quite sure whether it would be our sort of thing, but now we have no doubts; it was just ace. The ship was wonderful – a fair bit larger than the QEII and just over double the gross tonnage of the Titanic. The weather was almost perfect and the itinerary ideal for us. So much beauty to enjoy along the Mediterranean and Adriatic coasts, fun landings in picturesque ports, excursions to interesting places, the exuberance and bonhomie of new friends on board, fine food and cocktails, great service, good natured entertainment and new experiences. And in Venice Judith broke the UK all-comers record for handbag buying – six in twenty minutes… We’ll be back…

Early in the year Graeme was invited to become a trustee of the Chelmsford Counselling Foundation and also their treasurer; nice people to work with and nice for him to be able to keep involved in business planning and system changes, so he has not completely stopped being a computer nerd…

The big sadness in our year was the death of our young niece Natalie in Linlithgow. We all knew that it could happen but that never does prepare you for the event itself. Samantha and Neil organised a beautiful, moving service for her at an overflowing St Michael’s Church in Linlithgow, full of colour, song and poignant anecdotes, and a nice reception after the interment; it was nice to see the entire family present, even though for such a sad event. She is never far from our thoughts.

As before Rory has supplied his own his perspective on the year, but before you get to that we want to wish you a very happy Christmas and another happy, healthy and prosperous year in 2004.

Graeme & Judith ([email protected], [email protected])


From the desk of the young laird…
[too much Monarch of the Glen, Ed]

Hello all.

Yet again I haven’t been up to much this year. On the work front I have been very busy – I am still at T-Mobile looking after Radio Performance and on-line tools. I was promoted to Senior Engineer and have a small team of two engineers at present (currently recruiting a third if you know anyone with VB, SQL & GSM experience and enthusiasm). As part of my exciting new duties I was parcelled off to Vienna and Frankfurt to tour the airport, hotel and a selection of dull meeting rooms.

I have also bought a new car – the old Fiesta was starting to fall apart, and rather than pay to have it fixed and MOT’d, I bought an X-Reg Peugeot 206 (in a nice vegetarian green colour) with all the trimmings; I had never heard of automatic windscreen wipers before, so they came as a bit of a surprise…

Squash has consumed a fair bit of time as well; we have five regulars now and the powers-that-be have obediently built a new gym right next to work. Am also busy intimidating people at chess – I am not that good, but people seem to think I’m a Grandmaster or something so desperately over-think everything I do and miss the basics. Eventually I will be found out, but never mind…

I was planning on moving up the property ladder this year; around May I had a look around and couldn’t find anything I liked. I am after much the same as I have now, maybe a bit bigger, with a garden and perhaps a garage. What I realise now is that I needed to specify that I wanted a garden large enough to fit me in it. I was also put off by the hassle of having people traipse around my flat, but I will have to get over this and will probably have another nose around the market in January (this is all part of my master plan to move steadily up the property market until I can afford to sell up and do a self-build eco-friendly house, sandals included).

Had also planned to do a sponsored walk around Nepal (raising money for Marie Curie), however my grand plan to rope in several others of ran out of time so I will be looking to do the same sort of thing next year.

Rory [email protected]

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Christmas Newsletter 2002

Another twelve months navigated, more or less safely, and we seem to have reached that time of year when the memories get committed to paper as an enduring record of the continuing exploits of the Johnston family; could be a soap opera somewhere in there…

America has featured large this year. Judith and Fleur had a mother/daughter bonding/shopping/even more shopping trip in January to New York where Fleur was taken to Tiffany’s to choose her 21st birthday present, and then we all went off to Florida in February/March to celebrate Fleur’s 21st birthday and Rory’s 24th. They both brought current partners along, and to even up the youth/wrinkly balance we also took Dorothy, a local friend of long standing. We did all the theme parks along with the Kennedy Space Centre, lots of shopping, parties for the birthdays and a couple of super evening shows. Rory and Amanda drove off for part of the time to explore the Keys and the Everglades, so altogether a very full, fun but exhausting trip. Fleur also got accepted by Camp America and set off in June (her third trip of the year) for three months at the University of Michigan’s camp in deepest, darkest Michigan. Mere parents are not allowed to know all the details but are pretty certain that she had a wonderful time there and would go back tomorrow if only she didn’t desperately need to earn some money (to which end she now has a new job at the local university managing criminal records checks). Her boyfriend Keith went to New York to meet up with her when camp finished (more shopping, more Tiffany’s – their corporate profits should be good this year), then they took the Greyhound to Boston to stay with our old friends Virginia and Richard Munkelwitz; it goes without saying that they were entertained quite superbly and we are grateful that they took such good care of our wee bairn. They returned to New York to be part of the 9-11 commemorations, and we are glad to have had members of our family associated with this event.

Hospitals have also been something of a feature. In June, Graeme had a small heart attack which, fortunately, did no real damage. However, when investigating the cause, it was discovered that he needed a complete replumbing job due to lots of coronary artery blockages. So, once Fleur was safely home from America he went into the London Independent Hospital (good job we kept the private medical insurance going) for the necessary (quad) bypass operation. Home again after nine days, lots of roadwork after another three, he is now back on the local cardiac rehabilitation programme, more than a stone lighter and (almost) as good as new. But he will never forget having his nipples shaved by an over-enthusiastic Australian nurse… Judith took lots of annual leave so that she could be with him every day and ensure that he was not ‘over-fraternising’ with the nurses, especially hot Doris… And Fleur did sterling work manning the phones and issuing bulletins. In passing, many thanks for all the cards, flowers, bottles and general good wishes which arrived in overwhelming numbers.

Keith took Fleur to Edinburgh at Easter (as an extra birthday present) for sightseeing and so that her aunt could check him out; I think he passed muster… Fleur also did jury service in March but let everybody go…

Rory travelled to Thailand in November with a couple of girlfriends and obtained his PADI accreditation (SCUBA diving) in between overdosing on Buddhist temples. Before that, he spent about three months rebuilding and refitting the kitchen in his apartment in St Albans; the result is great, he saved lots of money by doing the job himself and we eventually got our tools back…

Judith and Graeme did manage a very pleasant holiday in May to the timeshare in Benalmadena (plus an interesting day out in Gibraltar), and a nice week in Edinburgh coinciding with the anniversary of Graeme’s mother’s death. The latter was during the Festival so we were also able to take in a few of the more significant cultural opportunities available this year – ‘Jerry Springer: the Opera’, and a show about musicals featuring Gyles Brandreth (former Conservative MP) in fishnet tights and extravagant gold codpiece; as he explained, it has become incumbent for such shows to feature former Conservative MPs, and he was the only one available, the others all being in prison… This trip was memorable for the fine weather and the opportunity (in fact necessity since it was so hot) to eat outside on the pavements – continental cafĂ© society has arrived in Edinburgh. And memorable also for the opportunities to visit HMY Britannia, now moored at Leith as a tourist attraction and a first rate day out, and Rosslyn Chapel near Dalkeith, one of Scotland’s greatest treasures and mysteries. We also took the opportunity to stay with cousins Neville and Lorna at Easingwold on the way North (great house, wonderful hospitality and we enjoyed the home-made bread so much that we just had to buy a bread-maker on our return) and sister Karen and her family in Chester on the return leg. However, the imminent bypass surgery meant that our holiday to Venice had to be cancelled along with plans for a long-anticipated Nile cruise.

Domestically it has also been a year of renewal with one appliance after another (including the boiler) needing to be replaced; we are certainly doing our share of keeping the nation’s white goods business afloat.

Culturally, it has been a really wonderful year. West End highlights included ‘The Royal Family’ with Dame Judi Dench, Humble Boy (the most stunning set we have ever seen, and the trip enlivened by unwitting participation in the May Day riots), My Fair Lady, Onegin (ballet) at Covent Garden, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Vincent in Brixton, Breath of Life with Dame Judi Dench (again) and Dame Maggie Smith, and Mrs Warren’s Profession. We also enjoyed a lot of local and provincial theatre, including very nice days out at Sonning (in the front row of The Mill theatre your feet quite literally are on the stage) and Southwold (for Jill Freud’s summer theatre). Closer to home our village celebrated the Golden Jubilee with a wonderful 17th Century Faire, and with Judith’s Art History class we visited Paris, the Imperial War Museum (for First World War art), Tate Modern, Eltham Palace and Dulwich Art Gallery. In addition we explored Bletchley Park and the splendid new exhibition hall at Sutton Hoo. There have also been several visits to the Royal Academy (and other galleries), resulting in just a few wee impulse buys. Finally, on the cultural front, Sky TV has now touched down at St Martins…

Party-wise, we have also been busy with the local Guild of Arts (Graeme is secretary this year), with work reunions (nice meals at Pru Leith’s and L’Escargot), our local Sunday lunch club and, in November, a great 60th birthday party for Judith; yes folks, she is now in her 7th decade but as compensation the Government will be paying for her hair and nails from this point on… Her party, organised by Fleur, was fancy dress on a 60’s theme. Judith dressed in her favourite fab/groovy 60’s gear and Graeme hired an Elvis costume – it’s not every day he gets to be a Rock God and 4″ taller…

Sadly, during the year we lost a few old friends. Clive Shepherd died in May, devastatingly followed in June by Jim Leaf, one of Graeme’s closest friends from IBM. In August Terry Holliday’s mother died, and while that was sad the reception after the funeral turned into a memorable Old Dumbartonians reunion. We remember them all with great affection.

As before, Rory has supplied his own his thoughts on the year, but before you get to that we want to wish you a very happy Christmas and another happy, healthy and prosperous year in 2003.

Graeme & Judith ([email protected], [email protected])


Hello all,

I have no great news or achievements this year.

Progress report on last year’s objectives

For those who have binned last year’s letter (I had), they were…

  • We will have built or bought a new kitchen,
  • Rory will have started planning the house he will eventually build,
  • We will have been on some more holidays,
  • We will have been forced to write another bourgeois end-of-year letter.

Updates:

  • I have built my own kitchen. Its very nice – hasn’t fallen down yet. All plumbed in and working. Did everything except the gas.
  • Don’t have a new job. Am still wasting my life at T-Mobile, but on the plus side the office has moved to 5 minutes drive from my flat.
  • No progress on building (or planning to build) my own house. I am looking for a nice plot of land to buy as an investment.
  • Have been on holiday to Thailand (Bangkok and Koh Samui). Gained a PADI Open Water Divers certification and lots of pirated DVDs. Seen enough statues of Buddha to last a lifetime,
  • Yes, have been forced to write another bourgeois end-of-year letter.

Objectives for 2003

  • More holidays (probably Egypt),
  • Am building my own computer (not much of a challenge these days),
  • We will have been forced to write another bourgeois end-of-year letter,
  • Will have investigated doing an MBA, MSc or jacking it all in and doing a PhD,
  • Will read more books,
  • Will take more exercise in 2003 than I did in 2002 (shouldn’t be too hard to manage)

Rory [email protected]